Dialogue version:
"Shit, if you keep annoying me like this, I'll run back to ancient times!"
"I'm annoyed? Miss, you have been secretly in love with me for 10 years and have been in love with me for 5 years, but in the end...
7 Years ago I asked you to be with me and you asked me to find someone else
5 years ago I kissed you on the face and you slapped me
3 years ago I accidentally collected a box of chocolates and let you see you running away from home for half a year
2 years ago, God has eyes and I finally found a girlfriend who could ignore you. You found a man to get married the next day.
Now I'm getting married, but you stood in the auditorium and kissed me so hard that the bride fainted and then told me to die.
I just recited a few sentences and couldn't receive the dowry. If I can't receive it, you think I'm annoyed? ? ? "
....3 Seconds blank....
"Xiaoqiu, what on earth are you..."
Readme version - mother:
There's nothing to summarize, it's just that I'm blind.
Readme version - public:
Simply put? Oh, okay
In my last life, eh, I must have dug up his family's ancestral grave... I've always wondered how I could be so handsome, smart, and sensible in this life, while I was a fool in my previous life! What? How do I know? Damn it, it's not good for me to dig up the ancestral graves of someone's family, but I'm too unscrupulous to dig into hers! I@^%&#%^&*
(Omit 500 words later...)
To put it simply, it is a story about two shady and awkward people...
Guess who is the ultimate black boss? ^^