Preview of "I heard you were struck by lightning" (Puishu)
Serial "Weak, Poor and Unlucky"
Copywriting of this article
Chen Mo sat on the floor and looked at the big hole in the roof. He was thrown into a strange place. It didn't matter. Just pat his butt and get high.
As a blessing in disguise, Chen Mo accidentally got a magical inn, which was bound to an upgrade system.
Became an extremely unreliable boss, and also came with an even more unreliable suitor.
The owner of the inn with an odd number is happy, and the inn with an even number is closed to celebrate. Whether it opens or not depends on your mood.
The only reason it has not closed down so far is a group of loyal and lovely friends who like to show affection.
Chen Mo asked: "Do you want high-level spiritual materials?"
Lin Hanzhi: "I don't want it."
Chen Mo: "Do you want a mythical beast?"
Lin Hanzhi: "I don't want it."
Chen Mo: "Do you want to reach the top of your life?"
Lin Hanzhi: "I don't want it."
Chen Mo: "Then what do you want?"
Lin Hanzhi: "I want you."
Chen Mo: "Not for sale."
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Small props display:
Chen Mo: "You damn gangster, how dare you disobey me? Come on, kneel on the washboard if you want. If Lin Hanzhi calls you, do you dare to agree?"
Lin Hanzhi: "Hey."
The landlady next door asked: "Why is Mr. Lin kneeling outside the door?"
Innkeeper: "Kneel down on the washboard if you want. You deserve it."
PS scumbag author please give me a pat
Important points: The age of mythical beasts is calculated differently from the age of humans, which will be explained in detail later, so they reach adulthood right after they hatch out of their shells.
Main cp: Busy and arrogant, pretending to be a cold and ruthless gangster × Full of arrogance and arrogance, being a real money addict.
Serial copywriting
"Weak, pitiful and helpless"
Song Letian, as his name suggests, has been an optimist since he was a child, but his fate has made him unlucky, and no matter how happy his name is, he can't save him.
For example: someone kicked a stone and picked it up and found that it was a rare rough stone. When he kicked it, he fell down and traveled through it.
Another example: someone else who traveled through time was a prince, general, prime minister, or a wealthy young man, while he traveled through time and was impoverished, or a soon-to-be widow with a prospective fiancé but never met him.
Another example: The space that others traveled through has all the spiritual spring wealth, but the space he got is all undeveloped.
Another example: Forget it, stop comparing.
To summarize:
An optimistic and unlucky guy turned into a pauper. The space was completely mosaic and he had to complete tasks to unlock them. The tasks include but are not limited to running errands, farming, hunting and... Kissing and @#¥%.
The man in the legend is mighty, strong, tall and handsome, good at both civil and military affairs, and has great abilities. The above is limited to legends.
There are a lot of strange relatives, and the little life of fighting wits and courage is miserable but also prosperous.
"I will spit my old blood in your face" (Puishu)
The future warrior Ning Zixi time-traveled into the young prince of the Hou Mansion who was being punished by kneeling in the serialized article.
His small body could not bear the huge energy, and a mouthful of blood spurted out from the sky. From then on, he started a journey of spurting blood at every turn.
Is the stepmother being treated harshly? Show you blood!
Brothers ostracize? Show you blood!
Oppressed by relatives? Show you blood!
All the nobles in the capital know that there is a young master in the Ning Mansion who is in poor health and cannot be touched. Whoever touches him will be unlucky. Not only will he be covered in blood, but he will also be possessed by bad luck.
However, the prince at that time did not believe in evil. Not only did he dare to tease Ning Zixi, he also dared to marry him.
Ning Zixi collapsed. In the original book, the prince was cannon fodder, so he wouldn't be the cannon fodder too...
Originally motivated to be a salty fish, he could only rise up, tearing away the roadblocks with his hands, kicking the wolves in the way, killing all the protagonists and supporting characters, and driving all the way to send the prince to the throne.
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Small theater:
Prince: "My beloved concubine seems unhappy?"
Ning Zixi: "Would you be happy if I asked you to marry a man?"
Prince: "If my husband was also a prince... I would be happy."
Ning Zixi: "... Shameless!"
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PS to highlight the important point: Ning Zixi has a water power, which is equivalent to an almighty wet nurse. She will replenish her blood and will not spray her to death.
Final article "There is no pit that cannot be fallen into"
"There are always different people saying he is my husband"
Intention: Happy and positive
Why does it feel like a chapter is missing?