1.
Everyone has a shemale.
Cats have cat demons.
I am a dryad.
Absorb the essence of heaven and earth,
After practicing for thousands of years,
Just to walk through this world once,
With three major wishes:
Traveling all over the world,
Tasted all the sweetness and bitterness of the world,
Sleeping with all the beautiful men in the world.
Nani?
I was not born into an emperor's family?
I don't have any natural talents?
I don't have any supernatural powers? !
This thousand years of training have been in vain!
I ask to be reborn!
No? ? ?
It seems that I can only rely on my beauty and wisdom! ! !
2.
Male protagonist: "I will give you all the travels you want, all the delicious food you want, all the beauties you want in the world!"
The hostess: "You're late!" She said, pointing to the little kid next to her who was eating melon seeds and watching the fun.
Male protagonist: "Whose child is this?"
Hostess: "It's not yours anyway!"
Male protagonist: "It doesn't matter, I'll accept it as well."
Hostess: "Bah, you're not trying hard enough, why should you buy one and get one free? It's such a nice idea!"
Little brat: "Aunt Wu, you are already your age, and you are still carrying a tow bottle. If someone accepts it well, why are you choosing?"
Hostess: "Damn it, I don't have a place for you to talk, so go and cool down!"
Tuoyouping looked helpless: "I've been tricked by you for three years, so you can't change your master and let me take a break."
Male protagonist: "Ahem, do you think I don't exist?"