As soon as Hebe became a god, he was assigned a difficult task - to go to the human world to retrieve the reincarnations of the gods.
However - these are the reincarnations of some moths!
The reincarnated Poseidon thought about returning to the embrace of the sea all day long.
Hebe: I don't want to stop you, but can you please learn to swim first?
The reincarnation of the God of Fire flaps his wings every day, hoping to be reborn in Nirvana.
Hebe: Wake up! You are not a phoenix, you are just a crow.
The god of light reincarnated into a woman...
Hebe: Open your eyes and take a look! The person you have a deep sadomasochistic relationship with is the reincarnation of the Dark God!
The God of Hades is reincarnated all day long... Wanting to soak himself.
Hebe: I beg you, I really have no interest in gloomy spinsters.
Note: The heroine is a new local god. She has no time travel and no past life disputes to resolve.