Believe It or Not, I Will Crush You to Death [Journey to the West]

Pre-acceptance of "The Paper Man I Adopted is the True Monkey King [Journey to the West]" Copywriting: Lu Li traveled through time and became a white-bone spirit. The only thing he brought with him was a mobile phone. Dingdong: Complete the mission: Help the Great Sage Xitian obtain scriptures, and you can go home. There is an APP loaded on the mobile phone, and its name is called Xitian Qijing. The great sage is his own cub. If you want to eat flat peaches, I'll give you money! If you want a golden cudgel, I'll give it to you! Encountered a level that you can't pass? Krypton gold helps you! When Sun Wukong fell into the dust and was bullied, there would always be a little god who silently helped him. But the little fairy never showed up. One day, he finally met this little fairy. It turns out that he is not a little fairy, but a white-bone spirit: "What are your intentions?" Lu. White-bone spirit, Li blushed: "No, don't hit me, my bones are very brittle." Copywriting of this article: Lu Ya is a mountain, either a mountain god or a mountain. Just like Sun Wukong was transformed from the Stone Monkey, Lu Ya was transformed from the Five Elements Mountain. Sun Wukong was trapped under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, thinking that being imprisoned and freed was the worst punishment. I didn't expect that – taking care of children is the way to go! Lu Ya is stupid, slow to react, has no magic, and even moves very slowly. A twilight old man with a delicate face like a fairy, but his movements are like stepping into a pipe with one foot! Except for Sun Wukong, he didn't know anyone or met anyone, so he could only follow them closely. Lu Ya, who originally thought he was useless, didn't expect that he could save lives at the critical moment! Facing the ferocious goblin, Lu Ya fought with each other. Although he was extremely frightened, he resolutely stood in front of Tang Monk—— He said harsh words with trembling words: "You, don't come here, believe it or not, believe it or not, I will crush you to death!" "Hahaha, such a little monster dares to talk nonsense, just wait and see -" "Ah!" The goblin felt the weight of the mountain, vomited out a mouthful of old blood, his vision went dark and he fainted completely! Looking at Lu Ya, who was full of hidden weapons, Sun Wukong said with a dark face: "Who asked you to block it for me?" "Hiss—" Lu Ya grinned and smiled flatteringly at Sun Wukong, "Don't be angry, Great Sage, this hidden weapon is poisonous, and I won't be poisoned!" Even weaker magic weapons couldn't hurt his skin. Seeing his silly expression, Sun Wukong snorted and helped him deal with the few wounds: "That will hurt too." After a while, he sighed again, "I've really been poisoned by you." The story of a very sincere "little fool" kidnapping the Great Sage! Sweet pet article! Unsweetness crushes me to death! "[Comprehensive] I became a great Onmyoji by dressing up in women's clothing" Serial article by gay friend (Yijian Shanhe): Changing into women's clothing is powerful! It is said to be a collection of many popular hits, click on the link and you will be surprised~ 1. Host and receiver, 1V1 2. Daily update 3. Especially silly and sweet 4. Weibo name: I am that Qianqian 5. Please receive the author's column, okay~ Intention: