As a non-professional amateur player, Lu Li said that he has been cheating players for three hundred years and has been imitated but never surpassed. What, isn't it the worst in the whole game? In this regard, Lu Li said: If you can beat me, then fight, if you can't beat me, hide, if you can't hide, then run, if you can't run, then... Just go offline! Don't you understand this?
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Chat room
(Player Fu Guang invited player Guang Lu Qiqi to enter the chat room)
Floating Light and Gold: Brother Liqi, are you... A professional player?
(In reality, a professional player was stunned by the wave of tricks just now. This guy's hand speed must be at least 200, right? Otz)
Guang Luqi: No, I am a philosopher. (Playing cool) Floating Light and Gold:... That's a lie, right? (Sweat)
Guang Luqi: Of course. (Funny) Guang Lu Qiqi: Actually, I am an artist. (Funny)
(In real life, someone smashes the keyboard.)
Floating Light and Gold: We both have nine years of compulsory education, why are you so outstanding...
Guang Luqi: Actually, I am a great writer, I really won't lie to you. (Player Guang Lu left the chat room strangely) Floating Light Jumping Gold: Hey, Mud! Ahhhhh! This is too much
(A hint of sadness flashed across Lu Li's face in real life)
(Author: This guy is actually a professional online writer. Yes, this is the source of the hand speed joke. Six thousand words an hour is no joke!)
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Wow qwq dear little angels, what a coincidence, you see this and I write here. This is the first article I have written after being away from here for a year qwq Please don't miss it if you pass by the little angel. If you read a chapter or two first, you won't suffer if it doesn't look good. Qwq This is all fate qwq
And here is a new parody article. If you are interested, you can read it.
Hilarious I command you to fall in love with me