A Taoist priest who was extremely afraid of small animals picked up a stray dog.
Dog: Kiss me!
Taoist priest: I'm a little confused...
Dog: Hug me!
Taoist: I'm a little scared...
Dog [blackened]: Do you think I'm dirty?
The dog laughed and took off the Taoist priest's clothes, biting the tips of the ears that were so stiff that they turned red.
After the dog eats it and wipes it clean: Now we are equally dirty, don't dislike me.
Taoist priest: .....
In fact, it is not a dog attacking a Taoist priest.
The short HE is really short... Written for fun