I heard that there was a female general from Prince Jing'an. She could defeat her brother within ten moves at the age of thirteen. She killed enemies on the battlefield when she was only fifteen. She became famous in one battle and was granted the title of General Yu Lin Zhonglang to guard the northern border.
I heard that a funeral was held this year at Prince Heshuo's Mansion at the foot of the Imperial City. The emperor's only remaining brother, Prince Heshuo, died of illness. Only an ignorant young prince was left to inherit the throne.
Before he fell in love with her, he said:
"Who would marry a man like you? She's smelly and hard, like a smelly stone in a latrine."
"Who marries me has nothing to do with you? You should be worried about whether someone will marry you, right? I heard that the second young lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion is interested in the eldest son of the Minister of Etiquette's family. He is a handsome and graceful young man. You can't even compare to a toe of his!"
"You... You stinky girl! You bully me just because you have the support of your father and brother!"
"I just have a father, a mother, and a brother to love me. What do you do to me?"
The young prince Heshuo was so angry that he rolled his eyes and fainted.
After falling in love with her, he said:
"Are you still leaving when you come back this time?"
"Let's go! You can't live without me in the North!"
"What about me? I can't live without you either!"
"Then I'll take you with me!"
"Okay! You keep your word!"