Fucked 1314 with Earthy Ex-Boyfriend

[In the early days, I was allowed to write random jokes, without logic and writing, and it often broke down, so read with caution] A glamorous star in her previous life died unexpectedly. In this life, Cen Zheng was reborn and opened her eyes - she had a stupid and sweet boyfriend who was outraged by both humans and gods! My boyfriend dances to the disco every day and shouts to Mai Xiyao: "You must have fun in life. If you don't love Mr. Mo, you shouldn't!" My boyfriend is full of earthy love words every day: "Why are my eyes so beautiful? Because all I see is you." My boyfriend makes chicken soup for his soul every day: "Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on yourself!" Her boyfriend is too earthy, and Cen Zheng has only one thought: break up. When they broke up, the ex-boyfriend poured beer on his head: "I'm quitting! I'm quitting for the rest of my life!" After the breakup, the 18th-tier Internet celebrity ex-boyfriend transformed into the leading actor in a popular idol drama. As the third male lead, Cen Zheng: "... Who are you, handsome guy?" Silly white sweet sunshine male god attack × cold and sultry beauty suffer. Whether to fall off the horse after rebirth is a question; whether to get back together after a breakup is also a question. ##CP support slogan: Pay a little attention and get rich overnight. [Weibo@hunterpupil] [Information before reading] 1. Daily updates. Update in the evening. 2. There are no prototypes for attack and reception, and please do not substitute real people (not even characters played by real people, as long as they have three-dimensional faces, please do not comment on KY). 3. Some of the earthy jokes in the article (such as social shaking and pouring beer) refer to real-life online videos, and some adapted social quotations and earthy love stories come from the Internet. 4. [The core of this article is one word: embarrassing. It's not only sweet but also earthy, not only earthy but also danceable! Western-style sisters, please be mentally prepared. Intention: The vulgar is the elegance