I'm a lazy person. Those who can do things with their hands will never use words. Those who can solve problems violently will never be Jiwai. After all, villains basically die from talking too much.
It is estimated that Tianjun took a fancy to my little cleverness and entrusted me with a big responsibility, asking me to go to the human world to pay homage to cholera in order to avenge the little emperor for disrespecting heaven. The question is, Lord Tianjun, since you are doing an errand for the gods, at least give me some good looks or decent weapons, or even more money. I'm such a gray-faced bandit, how can I make a fool of myself, flirt with others, make love come out of the wall, turn my hands into clouds, and turn my hands into rain... Brother, I understand, do you think I have a long life?
Also, I am a god, you know, god? Little emperor, stay away from me. And that vixen, we are not on the same page. And my good nephew, what little belongings I have~~~