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There are rumors on the Internet that Meng Shuhan and Mr. Jiang of Starlight Investments are not compatible, and most netizens even made a report - Iron Hammer Collection on the disagreement between Meng Shuhan and Jiang Qian.
Until one day——
The Xx program invited Mr. Jiang, who was named "the man he most wants to marry of the year", and asked questions that poked fun at his wife's heart.
Reporter: What are Mr. Jiang's criteria for selecting a spouse?
Jiang Qian: The whole Internet is black...
Mr. Jiang paused for a moment, his head aching from being told by Mrs. Jiang not to talk nonsense all night last night.
Fans of Wife had their hearts in their throats and watched the live broadcast with bated breath.
Jiang Qian: ... No.
The young female reporter seemed relieved and continued to ask: There are rumors that you have secretly married. What do you want to say about this?
Mr. Jiang glanced at the camera with a cold face and said without hesitation: "I have nothing to say. Meng Shuhan asked me not to talk nonsense."
Everyone:?
Meng Shuhan's agent was stunned when he learned the truth: "Is this your husband who refuses to tell you even to death and is quite busy moving bricks and cement?"
She clenched her fists, thinking, let him talk nonsense and squeeze him dry tonight! He can't get out of bed!
In the end, Mrs. Jiang was squeezed to exhaustion.
*
At first, the majority of netizens' attitude towards Meng Shuhan: [What a hot chick actress, get out of the entertainment industry and take jujube pills]
Later, Meng Shuhan's identity was revealed, and netizens said: [Mom! I am your long-lost son! ! ! Please look at me again! ]
*
No one knew that the only thing the reserved and noble Mr. Jiang wanted to do in his life was to rub Meng Shuhan into his own flesh and blood.
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The president who is both skinny and slutty has been blacklisted by the entire internet and has a reputation for being too straight.
Originally titled "Netizens Think My Husband and I Have Enmity"
Sweetness max
Marriage first, love later
No cubs
Updated at 6am
Demining: It may not be very exciting, and the logic is not good, so I would like to stop.
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Pre-receipt of the next book: "Into the Fire": a strong and fierce police lady x a veteran cadre professor who loves brainstorming
Professor Lin from Linshan University has always been self-sufficient and has always seemed to dedicate his life to academics.
During the lecture, the students' questions were more difficult than the others.
Student 1: Professor Lin, you are over thirty and still haven't fallen in love. Is there any hidden problem?
Professor Lin frowned: I love...
Student 1 took the words and burst into tears: Woohoo! You love academics, right? This persistence is so touching! I will definitely listen to the professor's teachings and study hard!
Professor Lin finished slowly: "My wife is sleeping in the back."
At the back of the classroom, there was a girl sleeping on the table, wearing the same ring as Professor Lin on her hand.
*
One day after they got married, the two had a big quarrel. Cheng Lu got so angry that he slammed the door and left.
Professor Lin was worried at home and was defeated after a while, but Cheng Lu couldn't get through on the phone and couldn't find anyone when he went out to look for him.
Professor Lin suddenly had 100 pieces of news about missing women running through his mind, and he called the police.
One phone call.
"Comrade police, my wife is missing. She had a quarrel with me this morning and we went out. There is no news now. Her name is Cheng Lu..."
On the other end of the phone, a police comrade shouted at the top of his lungs: "Sister Lu! Your husband is here to report missing!"
…
"Are you wrong?" Cheng Lu's voice came from the mobile phone.
There was a group of eavesdroppers around.
Professor Lin: "..."
The police comrade passed the message on his behalf: "Sister Lu said that she is very angry. If you don't take the initiative to admit your mistake, she will not come back."
Later, the two reconciled, and Professor Lin wrote a thousand-word self-reflection letter with neat handwriting and every word expressing his sincerity.
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