Jue Du (dou) is a kind man, although the sound of his name makes people want to fight.
One day he accidentally farted.
God is kind: Good things come to you, and your reward has come.
Jue Du: ... First tell me why I choke to death on the soup in the dumplings when I eat them. This is not a soup dumpling! ! !
God is kind: These are not important, you just need to know that all things will do wrong sometimes, and you must learn to be tolerant.
Jue Du: Haha, so I was tricked to death by you, right?
God is impatient: Anyway, I can't take you in now, so I'll give you a chance to change life and death. System, take him away.
Jue Du: What about human nature? Are you just going to get rid of a "kind" person? Who taught your ideological and moral class?
System: Let's go, I'll take you to a duel.
Jue read:? ? ?
Mary Sue Campus·First Battle——Fighting against the heroine Mary Sue
Jue Du: No! I don't hit women!
System: Haha. Let's start with the analysis – the heroine's biggest characteristic: "strongness". From now on, you will be "stronger" than her.
Jue read:? ? ? What? ? ?
System Help: Lucky E is on.
Flower pots dropped from the sky——
Jue read: Ouch! It hurts!
System: Duel failed. Host, you have to be "strong".
Jue read:......
Moving bricks from the sky——
Jue read: Ouch! So... So cool! (Gritting teeth)
System: Duel successful. That's it, awesome (mechanical sound), host.
Jue Du: Psycho! ! !
Well, let me tell you first. The reason why I decided to use a male protagonist is that I think the male protagonist is more resistant to beatings... However, the system can block/provide help in some more outrageous situations. There is no way I would abuse my protagonist!
Second, this article is lighthearted and funny, and the logical thinking is not too rigorous.
Third, as for whether there is cp... I don't know, I don't know, I don't know QuQ, but the author wants to write about love as long as the main character is a man (?), So there may be some turning point.
Fourth, a short story may only contain about 3,000 chapters per chapter.
Fifth, it would be nice if everyone could smile.