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With a ding-dong sound, Zhu Rong picked up the brick secret in his hand, and a blue light appeared strangely. He clicked on the frame to take a look:
Brother Jian, the most handsome man in heaven (note Yang Jian): "How's it going, Xiao Rong? Did you give him the dripping Guanyin I asked you to bring to your brother?"
Brother Jian, the most handsome man in heaven: "Did he say anything?? Don't say it was a gift from me... Emmmmm, how about you politely say it was a gift from me?"
At the same time, another person kept poking Zhu Rong.
Call me Prince (Nezha): "Did that villain Yang Jian ask you to deliver gifts to him again?? Come on, who is your brother? If you help him chase your brother or not help me, don't you want to play with my Qiankun Circle breathing fire??"
Call me Prince: "Sister Queen Mother Xi gave me a kettle made of Kunlun jade yesterday. Help me give it to your brother. He will definitely like it! You can also use it to water the flowers!"
Zhu Rong's mouth twitched.
I'll burn you to death (Zhu Rong): "My brother never watered the flowers with a kettle..."
Brother Monkey (Monkey King) who is lonely because he is invincible: "Zhu Rong, are you there?"
Burn you to death: "Not there! I don't know! I won't help!!"
Zhu Rong didn't understand why, identical twins, they were both beautiful twins in the heaven. His brother Chisongzi was loved by the immortal bachelors in the heaven who were attracted by their love as long as they were single, but he could only be called a brother.
They obviously look exactly the same! Although he has red hair, red eyes, and red clothes, in order to distance himself from his brother's long, blue hair, he went down to earth and had a slightly curly perm.
But he really isn't some domineering, side-splitting, aggressive guy! ! !
Zhu Rong is a little cute, and Zhu Rong also wants to be loved.
But when the scumbags recognize their hearts and prepare to love him, it's already too late. After struggling for a few chapters, they all have their sweethearts.
Prince Changqin, who was holding Xiaoqin and shivering, said: "Although my Uncle Monkey, Uncle Three Eyes, and Uncle Lotus Root never smoke, drink, or perm their hair, they are really scumbags."
Prince Changqin: "So it's best that my dad likes me."
Chi You rubbed his little head happily.
Zhu Rong: ".........."
Great Sage & Yang Jian & Nezha: "Uncle Monkey/Uncle Three Eyes/Uncle Lotus Root, who are they??! Please stop giving your uncles random nicknames!"
Demining:
1. Nonsensical ideological insights and refusal to study the Party
2. Giant thunder, hodgepodge, all the gods in this article come from myths and legends or books such as Journey to the West.
3. The real cp is now determined to be Chi You. Zhu Rong's son, Prince Changqin, is also "born" to Chi You. Buy stocks with caution. Those who chase Chi Songzi will fall in love with Zhu Rong later on. It is set to be a heartthrob. Those who cannot accept it should not enter.
4. Dismantle the CP cult, Zhu Rong and Chi Songzi are not a couple, not a pair, not a pair, say important things three times~
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Copywriting:
When Pei Le listened to the optical brain intelligent system in his brain, which claimed to be from 3056 Xuanli, telling him in an electronic voice accompanied by BGM: "We are locked," Pei Le just wanted to unilaterally reject the marriage.
He, Pei Le, was a young and outstanding younger brother, but somehow he got entangled in this uninvited optical brain system, and it was a lifelong one.
Pei Le: Damn it, what does this have to do with me?
According to Chatterbox System, its inventor, Chu Yi, inadvertently turned on the emergency self-closing function of the optical brain, and the system immediately automatically bound the last person who had contact with its owner under the stability auxiliary function.
——That is Pei Le.
System: In fact, the rain girl really has something.
The original intention of developing this optical brain is to allow users to personally experience the plot of novels or movies.
Pei Le was forcibly brought into the consciousness level of the system owner Chu Yi's brain by the optical brain. The system told him that only by exhausting all means to remind Chu Yi of his true identity could the system's emergency autistic function be released.
But who could have imagined that when Pei Le resolutely entered Chu Yi's brain, he was shocked on the spot.
What kind of novels does this person usually read? !
Ah? ? !
——Edward Chuyi's "Romantic Castle: The Gentle Love of the Blood Prince"
——Xuanyuan Chuyi's "The Love in the Martial Arts: Lord Leader Please Let Me Go"
——Zhao Chuyi "Sweet Fate: Don't Be Too Pampered by the Evil Young Man"
——Long Chuyi "One Kiss Addicted: Cold School Bully Please Accept"
——Nicholas Chuyi, "Caught in Love and Become a Demon: Encountering the Evil Butler"
——Nangong Chuyi "Destined: Shark Palmist is Too Clingy"
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"Okay, this is very Tom Su..."
"Chu Yi, please wake up! This child is really not ours. I am a man. You have to believe in science!"
"Next, I will play "Father" just to impress the traitor behind me. Prepare... Why are you kissing me!!"
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