A domineering bird and beast pretends to be a pig, eats a tiger and attacks, and a heartless gangster suffers
Extra number! Extra number!
Jiang Xinglan, the invincible gangster in Liancheng, has met his nemesis! ! !
What? Doesn't that human being's immortal style look like a ruthless character?
Hum~
Birds and beasts have a long way to teach ruffians 520 moves.
1. You can't eat without paying for it.
2. Don't touch the beauties on the street.
3. Don't get involved in group fights.
4. Civilian protection fees cannot be collected.
5. Don't grab children's toys.
6.……
A certain gangster quits
"Why can't I do anything?!"
The Taoist smiled gently
"There are capable people."
1. Listen obediently to what the Taoist priest says.
2. The Taoist priest's hand should be held obediently.
3. The Taoist priest's face should be kissed obediently.
4. The Taoist priest should lie down on his bed.
5.……
Gangster: I'm afraid you are a fake Taoist priest.
Poor Taoist Priest: I don't have one.
Gangster: Have you ever seen any Taoist priest act cute at all times? ! Forget about being cute, but still act cute while talking in a pornographic tone? ! ! !
Innocent Taoist Priest: You can't be cute and have a pornographic accent...
PS:
One-on-one doting, two-way secret love HE
Ahem, the Taoist priest is actually very reliable (although a bit beastly)
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