The literati looked down upon each other and were extremely jealous.
Young Master Song, who considers himself the smartest in the world and everyone else is a hot chick, meets her while visiting a brothel, disguised as a man and claiming to be Young Master Liu.
She said: "Master Song is walking around the flower house. Men and women hug him. Men, women, old and young hug him randomly."
He said: "Young master Liu writes articles, but his poems and lyrics are incomprehensible. His poems, lyrics, and songs are all nonsense."
She said: "It is very shameless to wander around here and there without reciting the books of ancient and modern sages (of the Song Dynasty)."
He said: "The south pavilion and the north tower are close to the garden, and the story of romance, moonlight, flowers and willows is spread all over the place. It is first-rate obscenity (Liu)."
First round, draw.
Young Master Song, who considers himself "My sister is the best in the world and no one is good enough for her", pretends to be his sister to get married. On the wedding night, he meets her pretending to be her brother Liu Zhuangyuan.
She: "Madam, actually... I don't do it for my husband."
He said: "Ms. Sir, actually... I am a stone girl."
Second round, draw.
Young Master Song, who considers himself "forgetting the brothel and his family, I am the biggest in the Hanlin Academy", met her who dared to have anal sex with him when he was solving a case in his last class.
He said: "I have a keen eye and can solve crimes and investigate cases without any disadvantage."
She said: "The child has a pair of rat eyes. He is unjustly accused and misjudged, and he is complacent."
In the third round, we didn't lose!
Main CP: (The male protagonist of Little Overlord of Days and Days) Song Heze
This is probably a story about a pair of happy enemies fighting from a brothel to home and then to the court, pretending to be cool all the way while talking about love and solving crimes? There's some gore, there's comedy, there's plot, there's crime-solving, there's no logic.
Lightning protection instructions: The author is semi-contemptuous, occasionally drops his book bag, and writes very slowly. Most of the time, the protagonist does not fall in love and only hooks up with others. After the protagonist enters the palace, his routine changes from bickering and gossiping to suspenseful crime-solving and horror. The author is very good at writing, and those who fall into the trap are all angels with unique tastes!