What scares other animals about man is his cunning and intelligence, not his strength. ——Nietzsche, "Beyond Good and Evil"
Tao Yi: "I had a nightmare first, and then I woke up and entered another nightmare. Although I can't remember exactly what I dreamed about, I know it was very thrilling. I almost couldn't come back! Really! I was still lying on the bathroom floor when I woke up, and it was only 4 o'clock. I immediately ran back to the bedroom and went to sleep. Maybe it was because I was so scared by the dream, it was already 8 o'clock when I woke up! I really didn't mean to be late, please believe me!"
Teacher: "Are you late?"
Tao Li (bowed fiercely): "I'm late. I'm late. I'm wrong. Please forgive me~"
Teacher: "Although you should be punished for being late, but seeing that you are sincere in admitting your mistake, I will..."
Tao Li: "Spare me?"
Teacher (sneering): "If you talk nonsense, you will be punished by standing still."
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Xi Cichen: "Teacher, I'm late." (Walked into the classroom, sat down, and took out the textbook.)
Teacher: "Xi Cichen, if you are late, you will be punished by standing still."
Xi Cichen: "I just want to say..."
Teacher: "... Get out!"
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Tao Li: "Oh, hello, comrade!"
(As long as people don't talk secretly, the copywriting really doesn't matter)
It may be that the smart 250-year-old violent academic was kicked by a donkey. He is really smart and calm and can attack anything.
The author's random thoughts: Novice writers should not pay too much attention to logic... Weak and helpless little author - take a bow!
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