"Time travel is actually not a bad thing. Although, most of the current time travel stories are mainly about beauty, supplemented by normality. But, who said that we men will have sex as soon as we time travel. If I have a chance to really do it, I will give those gay women a good "anti-dating plan"-to do great things in the world, marry all the beauties in the world, and kill all the beautiful men in an instant!!"
——He Mo, a senior time travel victim said
However, when Comrade Xiao He actually wore it, he understood what it means: the plan has not become faster; there is nothing impossible, only unexpected!
. . . . . .
"Yes, until I wear it, I realize that a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as my own doghouse! It is better not to wear it at all than to wear it thousands of times!"
Comrade He Mo said angrily:
"I have been in the army, but it is a pity that I am cannon fodder! I have entered the Jianghu, but it is a pity that I have no martial arts skills!"
Comrade He Mo's confusion:
"Then I met the ancient version of Hannibal. I don't expect to be able to uncover the secrets of the world like those predecessors. I just hope that I am not the Silent Lamb!"
Finally, Comrade He Mo concluded:
"Comrades, time-travel thinking is a must! I am a typical counter-example! Don't listen to people's nonsense that after time-travel, you will have power and money, beauties can be hugged, and handsome guys can run around! You see, I was ambitious, full of confidence, and murderous. , Now... I don't expect to marry all the beautiful women in the world, I just want to be matched with a normal handsome man! But, where is my spring!"
"He He, it turns out that you are so lonely and empty! This is really a dereliction of duty as a teacher! Well, as a teacher, I am also a bully and ugly man with no spring. If you don't mind, let's be a couple and comfort each other!"
The pseudo-protagonist, Siege, smiled and grabbed He Mo's camera, showing a smile that captivated everyone.
Then, with that holy smile, the protagonist He Zhen squatted in a corner, raising mushrooms, and was temporarily aphasic. His whole body was numb.