I would like to dedicate this book to my former self.
1.
The one who dares not be alone at home or in a room alone,
I don't dare to see anything that shines when I sleep at night.
Do not hang any large clothes or clothes with human figures on the hangers.
Even those who have cried for so many years but never made a sound,
Is there you?
2.
I asked a friend to send me a photo of me on his phone.
As a result, his hands were shaking and he sent an extra photo of him and his girlfriend.
I threatened him to write me a 40,000-word landscape description.
He said: "Let's discuss it with you and write four words, okay?"
I said this at the time: "I will also discuss with you, who should I send this photo to?"
Is it okay to post it online? The title is called "What does it look like for a lonely man to change into women's clothes late at night, braid braids and hug his girlfriend?"
Or you may like: I was shocked when I saw the photo, the original lace turned out to be...! "
Friend: "..."
3.
When I was in junior high school, a boy teased me and said, "I hope my son can marry your daughter in the future to fulfill his father's unfulfilled wish."
I replied: "Ah... You want to marry my daughter now."
Boy: "... You misunderstood."