"You're not drunk?"
"Yeah."
"Then why are you pretending to be drunk?"
"I'm not drunk, how can I stay in the room quietly now?"
I had to admire his timing and marvel at his good acting skills. I asked him how much he drank.
He replied: "I have never been drunk in all these years."
I was shocked: "How did you develop such a drinking capacity? You are so good at it?"
"There is a specialty called talent."