I am Cat Man Toby, a meow star. However, when I wake up, I am awakened on the earth. Meow Meow Meow? Let's rely on a shit shovel first.
Author: We want suspense, reasoning, cuteness, comedy,...
Toby: Ball+ball, then you can give me a golden finger
Author: Ahem, you can have this, I added a cute BUF for you.
"Wow!" A glass of water splashed onto Toby
Toby: Meow meow?
Author: I'll give you a cat-changing skill. It's pretty good. You can choose it. If you don't want it, just go and lift the curse yourself. Bye bye.
Toby vomits blood and dies, the play ends (dense fog)