[Serial sweet essay "Daily Life of a Good-for-nothing Husband Farming [Puishu]"
Pre-release of the fantasy film "The four bosses I flirted with are all my fiancés"
Pre-collection of Gudan's "Master is also obsessed with raising cubs today [Puishu]"
The final article "It turns out that I am the villain [Through the Book]" Moved to the column~]
Copywriting of this article:
The new emperor ascended the throne, and among the three ministers left behind by the previous emperor, one was wise enough to protect himself, one forced the palace to rebel, and the other one - he was a shrewd man!
In private, he mocks the world 360 degrees indiscriminately;
In front of his colleagues, he is gentle and courteous;
But when he met the emperor, he always made rude remarks and teased the emperor...
On the dragon throne, Gu He, who had once traveled through time and became an emperor, became angry and said, "How outrageous!"
The man approached him with a smile: "Are you really angry?"
Gu He really wanted a memorial to be photographed on his face!
He was so angry that he went to his beloved concubine (honey) to complain:
That Xie Zhuliu is just a Shenjing Bing!
The beloved concubine was calm and smooth, feeding him countless snacks.
Gu He: Happy.
But then, Concubine Ai smiled and pinched his chin: "Gu Xiaohe, you said in front of me that I am crazy, how should you compensate me?"
The beloved concubine smiled evilly: "Why don't you pledge yourself to me?"
Gu He:......
Gu He:? ? ?
So my ex-Bai Yueguang, who has a sweet mouth and strong martial arts skills, is actually the Xie Zhuliu who dislikes him and is pretending to be her?
This is impossible! I don't believe it! There must be a bug in the system!
The system's loving face said: "Stop struggling, Gu Xiaohe, just obey!"
The formerly stupid and cute emperor, but now the powerful complaining monster, is attacked by the evil-tongued, rebellious (fake) prime minister with a cross-dressing habit.
[Must-see for demining]
Novice Shou, novice writing, and the ending is rather hasty. It's my honor to be able to smile at you. If I can't, please pat me qaq
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The serialized article "Daily Farming Life of a Good-for-nothing Husband" is almost over:
Ruan Jia, a young master from a wealthy family, is disabled in life. He accidentally stumbles into a book about farming and becomes a cannon fodder for the heart-throb protagonist.
He waited for the protagonist to leave the mountain village and meet his domineering prince, and then he retired. Unexpectedly, he accidentally saved an injured soldier, who bit him on the neck and marked him.
The two were forced to get married. In the first week after the marriage, Ruan Jia threw away the half-cooked vegetables with a guilty conscience. When she turned around, she saw that the man had washed all the clothes.
Ruan Jia:......
It feels like we are going to starve to death together.
Unexpectedly, the man said to him confidently: "I support you, and I will give you whatever you want."
Ruan Jiahehe: "I want to eat charcoal grilled short ribs, can you cook them?"
Ye Shaoyuan:......
Ruan Jia felt aggrieved: Dogecoin men only know how to brag!
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Ye Shaoyuan: Although I am a powerful prince, my wife is always worried that we will starve to death. What should I do?
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Fantasy pre-release trap "The four bosses I flirted with are all my fiancés"
He Yingwen, the heir to the omega of an ancient galaxy, fled to the main star of the empire to avoid his engagement. He took the pseudonym Liu He and became the editor-in-chief of a top fashion magazine along the way. He indulged in romance, but hated marks. He stocked a warehouse of inhibitors at home, and became famous overnight, becoming a new celebrity leading the independent trend of omega.
As a romantic queen (scumbag), Liu He never got along with a man for more than three weeks, but he lost a bet with his friends and was punished by being in love with four different men for three months.
Liu He was forced to be a dedicated (?) Long-term (?) Good man for three months. Just as he was getting more and more skilled in moving among four men, his fiancé came to the door!
Someone: Come back with me.
Liu He: I have a boyfriend, he is a star mining boss——
Someone: That's me.
Liu He: There is another one, a new star in the mecha system——
Someone: That's me too.
Liu He: There is another one who is a powerful actor! And a new artist!
Someone (laughing): Sorry, it's all me.
The one who can have you has always been me, only me.
The ancient nobles were attacked by the prince of the x empire
The Queen of Flowers x Sliced Belly Black
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Gu Dankeng "Master is also obsessed with raising cubs today [Puishu]"
People's teacher Shen Wuche slipped into a routine fairy tale and became a cannon fodder master who was jealous of the male protagonist. According to the plot, he tortured the male protagonist in a fancy way, and then the male protagonist was stabbed through the chest by a blackened male protagonist. From then on, he retired and changed his vest to live an ordinary life.
Unexpectedly, one day I met a little pitiful boy. His family was brutally wiped out, and his back was stubborn. He was exactly the same as the protagonist back then.
After completing the plot, Shen Wuche, who let himself go, changed his indifference towards the protagonist and flew up: "Who dares to touch him?"
The poor little boy didn't know whether he was frightened or surprised: "Master?!"
Three hundred years later, Shen Wuche accepted his second apprentice, and the apprentice knocked on his door according to the rules of the year: "Master Qi, I poured you water to wash your feet."
Unexpectedly, Shen Wuche quickly took it: "Pour some water! Is it heavy? Does it hurt? Come and let me blow it~"
That's not what you said back then.
After the disciple was stunned, a dangerous smile appeared on his face: What is going on? Do you want to explain it?
The yandere and sinister apprentice x the arrogant and unruly master
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Final article "It turns out that I am the villain [Through the Book]"
Once Shen Yi was killed, he slipped into the popular online novel "The Story of a Dandy's Cultivation of Immortality" and became the protagonist's little brother.
Shen Yi looked at his script and calmly adjusted his non-existent glasses: Hug your thigh? This is simple——
From then on, he looked after Qin Yue's girls, and took the blame for Qin Yue's troubles. Shen Yi worked diligently and worked hard without complaining——
But why do all the girls fall in love with him?
Why did the teachers also take a fancy to him? ?
Why does even the protagonist fall in love with him? ? ?
Seeing that Qin Yue was about to abandon his career and pursue his wife, Tiandao suddenly woke up and quickly wanted to kill this little bitch.
Unexpectedly, Shen Yi not only survived, but also transformed into an evil demon who slaughtered all nine states!
This demon king, his hands are full of blood, he has killed countless people, and he still has a little bun with him? !
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On the cliff, Qin Yue finally subdued the struggling people. He lifted Shen Yi's chin with the tip of his sword and laughed softly: "What are you afraid of? Huh?"
Shen Yi licked the blood from the corner of his mouth and narrowed his eyes: "I'm afraid you'll kill your wife."
Warm reminder: If you don't like having a baby, don't come in!
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