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Ding Ning accepted a fast-travel mission to save the world. He heard that it stumped a group of people, but he looked at the little kid less than one meter in front of him.
Ding Ning: "..."
So is this world so weak?
World 1: Poor little man from a rich family (Nanny Aunt Twenty-Eight)
Ding Ning: His pocket money is 28,000 yuan, and my monthly salary is 5,900 yuan; he has a mountain of villa stock funds in his name, and a pile of gambling debts in my name... Should I save him? ? ?
World 2: The Sorrow of the Overachiever (The Total Score of the Underachiever is 89)
Ding Ning: He got 149 in the math test and was still sad and wanted to cry. I scored 89 in all subjects, but I was still smiling. [Visities of Lighting Cigarettes·JPG] I think this plot is reversed.
World 3: Nouveau riche melancholy (slum girls don't cry)
World 4: The heart of a strong man's girl (a frail girl who is weak and chirping)
World 5: Rich locals (poor educated youth women) in the 1970s
World 6: The end-of-the-world mysophobic boss (a calm and weak woman who complains)
To be determined
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"Atypical Divination"
In people's eyes, the Celestial Master is a mysterious figure who is indifferent to fame and wealth.
Until these people met Chen Qiunan
Fuck! This is simply unscientific.
Chen Qiunan: Although I smoke, drink, play mahjong and like to curse, I know that I am a good heavenly teacher.
The bookstore owner on Wutong Street is amazing at scolding and has a bad temper
All the residents wanted her to move away
Until the financial boss came to the door with a box of cash and asked for help...
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"When I wake up, everything becomes spiritual"
Xu Sheng, who has the blood of a great demon and extravagant corpse, has been keeping a low profile as a "zombie" for thousands of years. She is not afraid of anything but trouble.
For this reason, she is the only living person living in her 300-acre manor.
But visions were born, all things became wise, and the world became noisy.
And that variable actually managed to find himself, and he even regarded himself as his "mother"
Xu Sheng: [Clenched fist] [Want to hit someone]
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When Xu Sheng discovered that the little boy was growing one year old every day and would grow up in a few days...
Xu Sheng: "..." I'm afraid this is not Nezha!
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Title: "I woke up and I was three months old"
Copywriting: Street interview, the topic is "How old do you want to be back and why?"
Answers varied.
What about returning to primary school, junior high school and high school and studying hard to get into college; what about memorizing lottery numbers, buying land and a house and getting rich overnight; what about not giving up on your first love or pursuing someone bravely...
At a glance, the host was sitting by the flower bed
Weak limbs and squinting eyes
A girl who exudes decadence and despair
So he stepped forward to ask.
Mi Ying narrowed his eyes and replied lazily: "Oh, eighty or so, I want to become an immortal as soon as possible."
Host: "..."
Unexpectedly, when she woke up, she didn't travel through time and space to become an eighty-year-old old lady. Instead, she returned to her childhood and became a three-month-old little kid who couldn't control his peeing and pooping.
Mi Ying: "..."
Exploded on the spot.
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Why jump into the pit? Why jump into the pit...
Check-in in 2020
I finished reading it in one night! Throw flowers?
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