Shen Jibai graduated from an eighteenth-tier university in an eighteenth-tier city and majored in joblessness.
She became unemployed as soon as she graduated. After going to the job market n times and failing to find a job, she decided -
Set up a street stall!
However, one day, a strangely dressed Taoist priest stopped in front of her stall and looked around.
"If you want to buy something, buy it quickly. If you have a Taoist certificate, there will be no discount." Shen Jibai waved his hand impatiently.
Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest suddenly said:
"Girl, would you like to draw a talisman?"
She stayed for a moment, then walked aside and turned on her phone:
"Yes, it's the city square. Yes, it promotes feudal superstition. No, it may be a pyramid scheme."
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Shen Jibai always thought that monsters and monsters were scary, but later he discovered that they were all just idiots.
What the hell is human language level 4 or 6? What the hell is "On How to Use a Smartphone"?
Why are the legendary monsters bursting into tears holding instant noodles? Why are immortals with long hair riding bicycles through the busy city? Is this a distortion of morality or a loss of human nature?
There is also a woman with good looks but bad brains who says all day long that she is the cat she used to raise?
I believe you, you are a very bad old woman.
But when Shen Jibai rolled around in catnip, she discovered...
He might actually be a cat.
I'm so angry!
Purpose: Carry forward Chinese traditional culture