A little fool who wanted to become an immortal was thinking about becoming an immortal all day long, but he accidentally saw a ghost.
Yan Huai: I want to do good deeds, accumulate virtue and blessings, and then attain enlightenment and become an immortal and live a long life.
Ghost: Didn't you become an immortal to slay demons and support justice?
Yan Huai: Huh? ? ?
Yan Huai: Why do they not only refuse to thank me for helping them, but also hate me?
Ghost: Because they have nothing to offer in return, they are afraid that you will let them pledge themselves to you.
Yan Huai: Huh? ? ?
Ghost: But if you want to commit yourself to me, I will be very happy.
Yan Huai: I haven't done any good deeds lately. Will I die earlier than you?
Ghost: I also have a short life, so don't be afraid, I'll be with you.
Yan Huai: Is it because you have a serious illness that you hold an umbrella when you go out?
Ghost: Yeah! Um? ? ?