How do you survive in a desperate situation when you are chased and beaten by all kinds of monsters and ghosts every day, and may die at any time?
Pei Buhe calmly took out his cell phone and sent a WeChat message to Prince Yama.
'Brother, help, urgent'
Qi Wen took out the PHS device specially designed for the King of Hell and replied: "Didn't you say that even if you were beaten to death or died outside, you would never send me a text message?"
Pei Buhe was silent for a moment and replied: "But you didn't say you would encounter something like this that can beat me ten times."
Qi Wen: "Give you a chance to organize your language:)"
Pei Buhe: "Ah, it smells so good:)"
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1V1 Master Shou: Hard-spoken, soft-hearted, super handsome Shou Pei Buhe
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Qi Wen: "Come save the world with me, you will get a daily salary of 20,000 yuan, five insurances and one housing fund, five days off and two days off, holiday subsidies, and travel."
Pei Buhe: "Rijie?"
Qi Wen: "Sun knot."
At twelve o'clock in the evening, Qi Wen came to deliver money on time. Pei Buhe opened the door, took a look, and then closed the door decisively.
"This is the first time in my life that I've turned down money."
Qi Wen: "Do you regret it?"
Pei Buhe: "I don't regret it. If you give me ten more coins, I won't regret it either:)"