The protagonist is affectionate: "I love you! Please stay with me!"
Bai Lianhua: "Sorry, you are a good person, but we are not suitable."
The protagonist praised: "My sweetheart is so pure and unpretentious, so different from those coquettish bitches outside!"
Song * voluptuous bitch * stand-in * Wangsheng: "..." He was smiling on the outside, but MMP in his heart.
At the beginning, System 008 spoke righteously: "Host Ge Wangsheng, you must remember that your duty is to be a perfect substitute, to help the protagonist's relationship warm up, and then get the lunch yourself."
By the end, System 008 was crying like a dog: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Ge Wangsheng: "... Please stay calm, okay."
This article is also called "Stand-in jokes about those years when we were tortured to cry", "Solid sadomasochism is not scary because I play a lot of thieves", "Brother is just a stand-in, please don't be obsessed with me", "On the surface, the disabled person has no fluctuations in his heart, and even wants to smile."
Notice:
1. This article contains funny content, but most of it contains glass slag, so please prepare your heart of steel.
2. This article is all stand-in memes. If you don't like it, please click X. Please don't use ginseng fruit cock.
3. Daily update, update at ten o'clock every night. If there is no update, please remind me immediately, because the author is lazy and in the late stage of cancer, so if he doesn't urge me, he will just pretend that he has updated it himself (super shameless).