Have you ever seen a dragon with braids? I have seen it, and not only have I seen it, but I have also been so mean as to pull its pigtails! After being hated for ten years, this braided monster finally appeared at my eighteenth-year-old coming-of-age ceremony. It sighed: "Why haven't you grown up yet? Is it because I came too early? Why are you still a baby?"
I looked at this dragon and was extremely excited: "Baby, your sister!"
Then the screams of a certain dragon came from the room...
"Let go of my braids! I was wrong! Ahhh!"