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At the foot of Buzhou Mountain, a little suckling pig lived a carefree life, and suddenly one day he picked up a fragrant fairy, hehehehe.
Pigs are omnivorous mammals with big ears, long noses, short and fat bodies, short limbs, good eaters, lazy, docile, and peace-loving. It is resistant to beatings, has strong adaptability, gives birth to many and fast offspring, and comes in white, black, pink or variegated colors.
Pigs can fly (shouting): This little pig is white and pink, elastic and cute, can cook and wash, and has a big butt for fertility. Don't miss it if you pass by!
Passerby A (slobbering): How much does it cost per pound?
Pigs can fly (holding tight to themselves): What are you going to do?
Passerby A (recalling): My wife asked me to go to the street to buy pork.