Text of the following text: "I dressed as the male protagonist of a child-birth novel"
The first words Tao Chang heard when he woke up were: "Baby, I will be responsible for you and the child in your belly."
Not to be outdone, another handsome guy said: "Don't believe him, my dear. This child must be mine."
Outside the door, there were three rich, handsome men struggling to prove themselves: "No! They are my seed!"
Tao Chang: "..."
It turns out that Tao Chang slipped into a beautiful book about sadomasochism and childbirth. The current plot is the climax where the protagonist discovers that he is unexpectedly pregnant, and the scumbags who abused him before have come to become fathers.
As a serious young man who has received physiological education classes, Tao Chang is in a very panicky mood right now.
In order to avoid the tragic situation of "happy mother", Tao Chang did not hesitate to escape from the hospital overnight, went to a small clinic, rolled up his clothes, exposed his belly, and timidly asked the doctor:
"Look, how many months is this child in my belly?"
The doctor was silent for a long time, and then replied in a concise manner: "Xiao Huozhi, please sign up for a fitness class."
Tao Chang: "Huh?"
"To put it bluntly, you are just a ring of fat!"
Tao Chang: "..."
#The whole world thinks I can have children? ? #
#Who says Rourou must be Zaizai? ! #
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Copywriting of this article:
Almost all the fellow drafters are screaming and accusing: That Lu Zhaoyu, Little Heavenly King, is the cruelest, coldest and most venomous devil in the world! Don't give him a chance to find fault with you!
An Ruoshui quietly stepped into the practice room door——
"Good! An Ruoshui sang so well!" Lu Zhaoyu clapped like a seal.
An Ruoshui: "Senior... I just sang a line."
"Beautiful! An Ruoshui dances great!" Lu Zhaoyu cheered hard in the audience.
An Ruoshui: "Teacher... I made five mistakes out of ten."
"Thank you for your hard work! I brought you a midnight snack!" Lu Zhaoyu jumped up to express his warm condolences.
An Ruoshui: "Boss, I beg you, just tell me what you want to do..."
"I want you to be my boyfriend."
"No."
Lu Zhaoyu looked shocked, "Why?"
An Ruoshui looked embarrassed, "I just... Don't like killing Matt very much."
[Explosion] # boldly exposes love affairs#
Explosion#suspected confession was rejected#
[Explosion] #LUFang said: "What you accept is the love of the King of Heaven!"#
[Explosion] #RockGenius announces a change of look! Say goodbye to washing, cutting and blowing for love! #
Explosion#The most narcissistic little king in the world, and the most cruel little assistant in the world#
@: I kneel down_(:з∠)_
Platoon:
1. The charming and confident little pop music king (Lu)
2. Aggression and reception used to be the relationship between boss and assistant.
3. Gong is a loyal fan of non-mainstream killing matt. He is very saucy in words but very pure in heart.
There is no prototype at all, and the professional content is purely made up.
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