Simply put…
That is, the story of a good-for-nothing vampire who was born without fangs for biting people, trying to figure out how to survive...
The problem is,
"I have tried very hard not to attract attention. I pray to God and Buddha and hope to live a peaceful life. Why do so many troublesome things have to bother me? Hey, Meimei?"
"Idiot. Can the gods and Buddhas listen to the request of you, an idiot vampire? And your troubles are all caused by others!! Damn guy!!! How many things are you going to do to me!!"
"Douglas, just obey me! With my power and ability, I can't protect you!!"
"Dracula is my thing!! You are not allowed to steal it!! Damn Douglas!!! See if I don't shoot you!!!"
"Today is still very chaotic. Hey, Meimei, I have become a human. Get rid of you and stop buying canned salmon for me!!"
... A general daily conversation is like this... Hahaha ||| (What kind of introduction is this? Alas, the original copy is lost, sorry~)