One.
I love my brother in society, he is awkward and talks a lot;
I am the water girl next door, I only know how to eat, drink and sleep.
I, the school bully, Sister Hua, bullies the pretty boy;
I am a coward, a trendy brother, who is easy to push and weak.
Two.
Couple Q&A:
Q: When did you realize that the other person was attracted to you?
Shui: Well... Probably when he went abroad after him.
Alum: When she was in her mother's womb (said by someone who touched Mother Shui's belly and felt fetal movement when she was a child)
Q: What did the other person do on his birthday that you will never forget?
Shui: Propose to me with the keychain I gave him. (Covering face)
Alum: She sent herself to the hospital. (Cold face)
Q: What's the most memorable gift from someone else?
Shui: Does it count if he cleans himself and puts it on my bed? (I have no love in my life)
Alum: Give me the identity of a father. (Suddenly gentle)
Q: What does it feel like to kiss for the first time?
Water:... Pass
Alum: gnawed by dogs. (The person who was forcibly kissed looked unhappy)
Q: How many times a night?
Water: Huh? !
Fan: That depends on how long she persists. (Smile)
Q: What should I do if two people disagree?
Shui: There seems to be no disagreement between us. (Satisfied)
Alum: Just a meal in the sun will be good. (Still smiling)
Q: When do you think the other person is most charming?
Water: When playing games seriously. (Funny)
Alum: When you are begging for mercy under me. (Serious)