Client: Detective, look, there's a mistress there!
Detective: These days, it's hard to get a job in all walks of life. Even the threshold for a mistress has become higher. Look, that man is as handsome as a tree, charming and talented. He doesn't rely on his face to make a living, but he becomes a mistress. The world is really declining. Men like me who rely on their talents are rare.
Suspected mistress x dog-headed detective suffers, HE, not a scam