I Am the Only Salty Fish in the World

In her previous life, Song Yu was a top-notch movie queen who was famous all over the country. In the end, she died of overwork due to involution and died in front of the red carpet... When she opened her eyes after her death, she didn't expect that the new world would be a thousand times more beautiful! Everyone in this world wants to be a beast master - high school students train at four o'clock in the morning for physical training, and it takes 12 years to go to college. Children who don't study hard will be sent to a mental hospital... The original owner wanted to get ahead, broke off the engagement with his poor fiancé, and became a rich second generation. Unfortunately, this is a male revenge novel, and the poor fiancé Bai Yuhan is the male protagonist. The original owner was killed by the plot in the end, and his body was exposed in the wilderness... Song Yu: ... I'm tired. Let's destroy it. I just want to be a salted fish. But Xianyu doesn't want to be sent to a mental hospital. So... From that day on, Song Yu showed off all his acting skills and became a drama queen. While others were fighting and competing, she pretended to be seriously injured and lay on the ground eating melons. While others were writing in the exam room, she pretended to have a stomachache and ran to the infirmary to sleep. Others were looking for contract beasts with potential, but after pretending to work hard, she had no choice but to choose a useless pet beast. Even if the contracted beast wants to practice, she encourages him to read more anime novels and play games with her, pretending that this is the way to truly become stronger. However, half a year later. The useless little white cat who read novels evolved into a ninth-level nine-tailed soul-eating cat. The useless Dodder Vine that plays games - evolved into the ninth-level bloodthirsty Overlord Vine. The good-for-nothing four-legged snake who visited the amusement park—evolved into a ninth-level terrifying ghost dragon. Song Yu was stunned:? ? ? What's going on? Something's wrong with you Students: Oh my God! You work too hard and are too awesome! Teachers: Student Song, you are a peerless genius that is rare to see in a thousand years, the pinnacle king of beast masters! Other beast masters around the world: We will definitely work hard to learn from Song Yu in the future! Song Yu:...... Male protagonist Bai Yuhan: "I read it right, you have been hiding your strength all this time, let's have a fight!" Song Yu: "???" Bai Yuhan wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Miss Song is indeed amazing. She is indeed the strongest beast master today. I hope to compete with Miss Song again next time." Song Yu: "..." I'm tired, let's destroy it. ~~ Bai Yuhan has a secret. He was born with a pair of divine eyes. The eyes of God can see through all things in the world and clearly see the potential and talent of every pet beast. Everyone in the world wants to get it. His parents died because of God's Eyes, and his family died because of God's Eyes. Even on the street, you can hear someone saying that they want to dig out his eyes. Until one day—— He saw that the body of his fiancée, who once wanted to cling to the powerful, had changed his soul. Not only does this soul not want to be a beastmaster, it just wants to eat, drink and have fun every day, and it doesn't care about his divine eye. After he was deliberately injured, he revealed a pair of golden divine eyes. Unexpectedly, the other party gave him a pair of black contact lenses. He pretended to be weak and unconscious. Unexpectedly, the other party dragged him to the grass and ran to fish. Bai Yuhan: "???" But just like this, his eyes became more and more unable to leave each other, and he was unwilling to leave... His father once said: If one day you meet someone who doesn't care whether we have the eyes of God or not, then we should hold on tight. Bai Yuhan: I have no merit, I just listen to advice. PS: This article focuses on drama queens, and the beast control is only an auxiliary. It is not a standard beast control upgrade article. Friends who want to read the standard pet beast upgrade article can probably withdraw it. PS: This article focuses on drama queens, and the beast control is only an auxiliary. It is not a standard beast control upgrade article. Friends who want to read the standard pet beast upgrade article can probably withdraw it. This article was screenshotted in May 2021 Also, please give me advance notice of the new book~ "The male protagonists can all hear my voice" Yu Jiao is a salted fish spirit. She has been lying in the wind and sun for thousands of years without being able to eat or drink. Her dream is to become a living fish spirit and enjoy the happiness of the world. However, Yu Jiao's magical power is humble and she has not been able to achieve it so far. Until Yu Jiao was hit by the full-time female supporting system, the system said that as long as she completed the female supporting plot, it would help her resurrect. Yu Jiao was excited: No problem! Cover me! …… Yu Jiao travels to an entertainment industry novel in which handsome men kill hundreds of people, and becomes the comparison female protagonist - a second-tier vixen female supporting role who is extremely beautiful, but has big breasts and no brains, and always wants to seduce the male protagonists. In the book, the female supporting character and the heroine participated in a "Celebrity Love Variety Show" at the same time. Facing five top quality male guests, the female supporting character was dazzled. The ascetic veteran actor is a movie king, the ruthless elite is a billionaire CEO, the gentle scum is a handsome director, the sunny and sporty national brother is a handsome wolf, and the ruffian is a love song prince. The female partner tried her best to cling to one of them. During dinner, she used her toes to seduce the actor under the dining table. She secretly knocked on the door of the CEO's room in the middle of the night. During a date, she deliberately touched the hand of the national brother to tease him... Unfortunately, not only did she fail, but she also made everyone think she was stupid and disgusting. In the end, it was ridiculed by the whole network, scolded by the audience, and the five male guests collectively banned one set meal! On the other hand, the heroine Su Qian, who holds the Hundred People Killing System, not only won the hearts of the five male guests through her romance, but also jumped from the third-tier to the first-tier star! Yu Jiao was excited: Isn't it just being banned and ridiculed? ! I can! So. As soon as Yu Jiao joined the show crew, she actively followed the plot! But she didn't know that due to the damage to the system, the five male protagonists obtained a small amount of system fragments at the same time, gained some system functions, and could read the inner thoughts of the system holder. At the high-end dining table, Yu Jiao's charming eyes were as silk as silk, and her white little toes painted with red nail polish were placed on the actor's calf, rubbing and seducing her back and forth, looking like a female seductress. When the actor heard it, it was— [Yu Jiao: Wow! I didn't expect the actor's leg hair to be so thick and long, it hurts his feet! Forget it, when he bans me, I'm going to eat ice cream every day to calm down! Movie King:? ? In the amusement park, Yu Jiao winked at the national brother and dropped her mobile phone on the ground. When the national brother helped to pick up the mobile phone, Yu Jiao deliberately held the touching hand, as if she was possessed by a pervert. When the national brother heard it, he was—— Yu Jiao: Ouch! Is your child still studying at 20 this year? Hey, it's so pitiful that children now have to study every day while working. Forget it, this is none of my business. When he finds someone to block me, I can go ride roller coasters every day to calm my nerves! National Brother:? ? May I ask what surprises you? ? By some mistake. The five male guests not only knew that they would fall in love with the same woman Susie in the future, but also knew that the woman in front of them, with a hot figure and a seductive appearance like a vixen, seemed to be flirting with them, but in fact she just wanted to finish the plot and eat and drink in bed. Ha! Woman, want to act? Then let's all act together! They are all in the entertainment industry, who is afraid of whom? …… So. The heroine, who was holding the Handsome Boy's Hundred-Man Killing System, watched helplessly as all the system props failed, and the male protagonists turned to look for Yu Jiao. Hostess:? ? ? What's the matter with you? ? …… In front of the TV, tens of millions of viewers watched with helpless eyes. The male guests, who didn't care about Yu Jiao at first, turned their heads one after another. Their eyes and mouths were full of Yu Jiao's long and short Yu Jiao. Audiences in front of the TV:? ? ! ! ! Why is this variety show so magical that people can't understand it? ? ? ! Yes, but it's still so sweet, woo woo woo! Knock, knock, knock! ………… But sometimes, feelings change as they are being acted out, and lies become true as they are told, especially when they have the ability to read minds and can know certain plots in advance. Best Actor: Ahem, I think Yu Jiao is pretty good. CEO: She likes to eat, drink and have fun, and I like to make money. It's a perfect match. Prince of Love Songs: Although I sing love songs, I would also like to find someone to sing a duet between men and women. Her voice is particularly beautiful. National brother: I want to ride the Ferris wheel with my sister. Yu Jiao was confused:? ? Yu Jiao doesn't understand:? ? No, what's going on? ! The plot is so twisted, can I still become a living fish? ! Purpose: Be true to yourself