A cute new post, @emptyonion233, welcome to Weibo for teasing! Updated from time to time, silly and sweet jokes just to make Uncle Bo laugh!
Copywriting one:
Who says fortune tellers have to set up stalls on the street? Who says a fortune teller must be an old man? ! A poor man who tells fortunes and catches monsters is attacked by a fake poor guy
As a seventeen-year-old young man in the world, Yan Qing is no longer studying in a private school to gain fame, but he still misses the brothel and works as a brothel prostitute! Even if you drink flower wine, you can drink your future husband!
My old man is addicted to gambling, drinking and idleness. He has a special ability in his free time, and he squanders money from time to time: Wife: Wife, I have no money again...
Shou: Did you go gambling again?
Attacker: Well, I lost another two hundred crystal stones (obviously I won a thousand crystal stones)
Shou: It's okay, as long as you have fun, I'll earn crystal stones for you even if I sell iron! Gong: My wife is awesome! In order to make money for the scoundrels, Yan Qing embarked on the path of a shameless Taoist priest... He would catch ghosts whenever he encountered them, and the ghosts would tremble, fearing that the Taoist priest was crazy!
Copywriting two:
Everyone in the world knows that there is a young Taoist priest who is 16 or 17 years old and wants to marry his prodigal daughter-in-law? ! Pay gambling debts even at the cost of your life!
A group of ghosts were shivering in the wind: Who the hell is dying? It's just a few dollars, we'll give it to you. Can you please stop charging us?
A group of gamblers huddled behind the wine table: Who is paying the debt? How can we afford to gamble when we have lost all our pants?
Reading matters: ① This is a non-serious article about collecting ghosts. It does not talk about how to exorcise ghosts or read Feng Shui (after all, I don't understand either). The stories about catching monsters in Feng Shui are all made up, please don't believe them. ② Do not post meaningless negative comments below the article, or other large articles. If you don't like reading it, please abandon the article. ③The update time of this article was originally scheduled to be about once a day, but since the computer broke down and the outline was lost, I spent most of my time catching bugs and making minor repairs. If it can't be updated, dear viewers, please abandon the article! ④If there is any inappropriateness in the article, please point it out and I will reply to you slowly!