Qian Zhongshu once said that an eighteen or nineteen-year-old boy without a girlfriend sometimes has more filth in his heart than a public toilet. I, Ji Ke, had a dream last night. In my dream, I traveled to ancient times and became a rice insect prince. The former prince Ji Xinyi was a very lazy person, so lazy that he had to feed his fifty or so beautiful maids one bite at a time, and would not get out of bed in winter. My only hobbies are pretty mm and pretty gg. God is good, and in the first month after I entered this world, I gained four suitors. They were all of high quality, comparable to the third kind of beauty in the moonlight and snow: a fair-skinned man, the eldest son of a third-rank official in the dynasty, with a standard interpretation of poetry and calligraphy. At the plum appreciation party, I fell in love with him at first sight when he recited "Quiet Night Thoughts" and other elementary school classics, and vowed that he would definitely enter my palace in this life. A military general, a young marquis, with shiny eight-pack abs. One day when I was riding a horse in the countryside, I saw me being carried out for a walk by eight strong men. I fell in love with you and said that I would conquer the country next door to use it as my bedroom. A foreign crown prince, whose lower body was as talented as his face, came to me for pilgrimage and saw me dozing off, so he decided that I was the one he was destined to marry. There is another one who is more interesting, she is the only daughter of the most wealthy businessman in the capital (♂). The legs are long, white, and even more beautiful. Hahahaha, then I would rather obey you than be respectful! So Tanhua Jun, Hou Yejun, Crown Prince Jun and I, the beautiful one-woman Jun (♂) who has a figure comparable to a Victoria's Secret angel, live happily together forever! Reach the pinnacle of life!