A certain minister: Mr. Shen had never been out of the boudoir before entering the officialdom. I wonder when the chief assistant and Mr. Shen met?
Song Qingyan: classmate.
Shen Wuge: In a dream.
A certain minister:...
You two are playing tricks on me!
One day, Class 1, Grade 2, high school
Class teacher: We need an acting sports committee to be responsible for matters related to next month's sports meet. If you are interested, come to me.
Shen Wuge: What does the sports committee do? Does it manage people like the monitor?
Monitor Song Qingyan: Yes, similar to monitor.
Shen Wuge: Really?
Song Qingyan nodded.
In the office
The head teacher of Class 1, Grade 2, stared at Shen Wuge's small body and asked suspiciously: "Can you do it?"
Hearing the head teacher's question, Shen Wuge became more convinced of Song Qingyan's words. He nodded vigorously and opened his mouth. When he wanted to recite the speech he had prepared all night, the head teacher waved his hand: Okay, it's you!
Shen Wuge:...
Afternoon physical education class
Shen Wuge: Damn!