Ten Thousand Years of Qing Leng and Jun Yi Nian's Attack vs. Dark-bellied and Half-Blind Xie Mei Shou
A popular and outspoken professor said: "Student Lin, when do you plan to go back to take my class?"
A certain cool, handsome and very aggressive school boy raised his eyebrows: "It depends on your mood."
A certain half-immortal pushed up his glasses and said, "I am your teacher!"
A certain school girl glanced at him calmly: "So take your hands off me first."
SOS in a certain dormitory: "I ate dog food until I vomited! I haven't had sex since!"