Super A-list star Hang Ning,
With stunning looks, incredible singing skills, and versatile dancing,
His professional skills are miles ahead of his colleagues in the entertainment industry.
And this god-like existence,
He was reborn,
It was still the time when I participated in the draft ten years ago.
A king faces a group of bronzes,
A shark accidentally entered the fish pond,
Hang Ning was about to go on a killing spree.
But he found that his rich, powerful and handsome "ex" boyfriend was actually sitting on the judges' table.
Hang Ning was horrified when she remembered what she said about breaking up before she was reborn.
His style changed, and he immediately began to commit suicide in order to be eliminated...
Instructor 1: Others are here to work hard, but Hang Ning is here to take care of himself.
Instructor 2: Singing is like summoning souls, dancing is like asking for life, can you do whatever you want if you have a good face?
Hang Ning himself: I've done this, it's time to be eliminated.
Producer: Congratulations, Mr. Zong gave you a direct card.
Hang Ning:? ? ?
Zong Ming: I'll just watch you pretend.
Small theater
PD: Are you going to perform, sing and dance?
Hang Ning looked at Zong Ming and replied with difficulty, "Yes."
PD: Please start your performance.
Hang Ning was silent for a moment, cleared her throat, and sang an off-key version of "Happy Birthday to You" while clapping her hands.
Judges:? ? ?
Zong Ming: Thank you. Today is my birthday, so I'm grateful.
Hang Ning:? ? ?
Hang Ning's heart is like, bah, your birthday is in winter, you big-tailed wolf!
True·The domineering president attacks*Fake·Being a beautiful person
This article is also called "Crazy Test on the Edge of Remarriage"
Also known as "When Thinking Too Much Meets Too Much Acting"
Date of retention of copywriting BS certificate: 2020.9.15
Follow-up article "One romance show, two ex-husbands"
Yun Xuyao ended her three-year contracted marriage. She just wants to live a low-key life from now on, not fall in love, not speculate on CP, and quietly continue to be her professional Bai Yueguang in the film and television industry. However, when he returned home with his suitcase, he discovered that there were hundreds of millions of debts that needed to be repaid...
Yun Xuyao: What about that romance TV show that requires divorce?
Agent: You're not saying that the dogs won't go either.
Yun Xuyao: If the dog doesn't go, I will!
***
At the recording site of the love variety show "Love: One More", the guests sat around the long table and looked at Qin Zheng who was sitting in the main seat.
Qin Zheng is recognized as a gold medal music producer and top singer in the industry. Although he is young, he has an unshakable high status in the music world. And this talented but cold-blooded boss actually appeared in a small romance show, and it was a romance show in which all the members were divorced.
Amidst everyone's shock, one guest suddenly woke up.
Guest 1: Teacher Qin, it turns out that our observer is you.
Qin Zheng calmly glanced at a certain Bai Yueguang sitting in the corner and Bai Yueguang's ex-husband opposite, and almost sneered.
Qin Zheng: I am also a guest on Love TV Series.
Guest 2: But... Don't you have to get divorced...?
Qin Zheng: The one who married young ran away.
Small Theater 1
Host: How do you evaluate Qin Zheng's predecessor?
Yun Xuyao (with a sincere face): What a delicious meal.
Small Theater 2
Yun Xuyao: Give me a Shura field for the next part of the movie. I'm terrifyingly strong now!
Ex-husband 1:?
Ex-husband 2:?
Broker:?
[All good people]
[If there is work on the big stage of Love, come and do it]
"Ex-Boyfriend" Lightning Protection Guide
1. Double first love
2. Partial group portrait
3.16 Acquaintance, 18 Verbal confirmation of relationship, 22 Really together, absolutely no plot.
4. Everything related to professional matters is completely made up.
5. If the keyboard is written by yourself, do not increase the author number.
6. There is no prototype, and we refuse to use the real YLQ for comparison. We will cook it with three-dimensional paste.
7. Refer to the 101 series draft model, which has a large number of private settings
Intention: Be positive, live hard, embrace ideals, stride forward with a smile, and find the beauty that has been lost.