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The national goddess Shen Xinyuan is not only as beautiful as a flower, but also has a very high IQ.
While other goddesses were busy slapping their faces, she took the Scientific Contribution Award softly.
She said she was conducting experiments, and the world and abroad were watching.
She wanted to make a movie and break box office records in one fell swoop.
She goes to fall in love...
I dated the actor for three days and broke up with him two months later.
People who eat melons cry on her Weibo every day, complaining about the actor, but they only get one sentence from her: "He is boring."
Yu Xingchen, a traffic niche student who was secretly rubbing the crowds around, stepped forward and said, "Sister, I'm so funny [laughs]."
People who eat melon: "???"
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Rumor has it that Yu Xingchen is aloof and aloof, and not approachable to women.
Until one time when Shen Xinyuan was gaining popularity on Weibo, he was ridiculed by black fans for his character collapse.
Fans came up with thousands of excuses and tried their best to defend it.
Later, the relationship between Yu Xingchen and Shen Xinyuan was exposed.
In the video, in broad daylight, Yu Xingchen pulls Shen Xinyuan's sleeve and proposes marriage while shaking it.
Fan: "It's gone, the character can't be maintained anymore."
Anti-fan: "Damn it, the loyal little puppy! The anti-fan has turned into a fan!"
Fans: "???"
Childish ghost physicist* deceives teachers and destroys ancestors, little wolf dog
This article is also known as "The wolf cub I raised actually wants to fuck me", "On the ways of raising drama queens and childish ghosts", "Come on, fuck me"
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The copy of "The Master of Metaphysics Wants to Break Up [Through the Book]" has been published:
Copywriting one:
When Shen Shixin, a well-known master of metaphysics, was packing his things, he accidentally wore a book.
When she woke up, there were a group of strange monsters around her, crying and calling her the boss, and asking her to kill the evil spirits on the opposite street.
Shen Shixin didn't want to care about this nonsense, he just wanted to go home.
But the guy on the opposite street went too far, and he insisted on challenging her to a duel. The loser would become the opponent's wife, and he would never be able to hold his head high again.
Shen Shi went there dejected, only to find that the boss opposite was actually her real-world rival He Lin!
Shen Shixin rolled up his sleeves and picked up his sword, and with great energy he ordered his subordinates: "What a coward, fuck him!"
He Lin, who wants to marry a wife: "..."
Copywriting two:
Because spells are uneven, it is popular in the world of the book to bind CP anonymously and help each other.
Shen Shixin, who knew nothing about demon slaying, bound a demon slayer master who claimed to be able to make hundreds of demons surrender in order to manage his younger brother.
The two chatted happily and regretted meeting each other so late. They had a vigorous online love affair. They wished they could join hands with each other in the next moment and watch the beautiful mountains and rivers together.
Then... The two of them had sex...
Shen Shixin looked at He Lin and was silent for a long time: "Let's break up..."
He Lin sneered: "Haha, we've already talked about it and you still want to break up?"
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Pre-receipt of the copy of "Is the other party's friend in love":
Qin Yici, the major A student and debate captain, has been ranked first in the A major bet ranking for two years.
This person is clear-headed, articulate, and has a handsome appearance.
He is known as Taoist Priest Sanqing.
Taoist Priest Sanqing has a very bad temper, and he quarrels with people regardless of gender.
Roommate's comment: Not a human word comes out of his mouth.
Later, one time when he was a freshman, Qin Yici, the captain of the debate team, made things difficult for a little girl in public, using venomous words and a fierce tone.
The members of the debate team thought the girl was going to leave in tears.
Who knows, this girl was crying, but after she finished crying, she pointed at Qin Yici's nose and responded with a slap in the face.
Everyone in the house was shocked, thinking that this girl was going to finish her fun.
But Qin Yici narrowed his eyes and smiled.
One day, the team was training to discuss a debate topic. The team debated extremely well. Qin Yici fought one to eight, seconds after seconds.
Everyone was thirsty, and the little cutie who cried in tears that day was very expressive. On behalf of the freshman, he bravely stood in front of Qin Yici: "Captain, one-on-one defense."
Shen Shuyi prepared to sit upright.
Then, she heard the arrogant captain, whose eyes almost reached the sky, speaking in a strangely gentle tone:
"Excuse me, my friend, do you want to fall in love with me?"
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4. The female protagonist is three days older than the male protagonist, three days! If you mind, please delete it by yourself.
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