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Copywriting 1
General Zhengbei, who guarded the border, returned to the court! The new emperor invited him to stay and sleep with him!
There are rumors in the capital that there is unrest in Luoyang city, and several powerful officials have been uprooted by the ruthless new emperor!
Several lieutenants and generals were sweating and did not dare to close their eyes all night.
Sure enough, in the morning, news came from the palace:
General Zhengbei was handcuffed by the new emperor!
Lieutenants: Where are the cuffs? ! !
The soldier who reported the news hesitated: How can this be said...
Lieutenant General Han: Prison Department of Punishment?
Vice General Li: Dali Temple? ?
Lieutenant General Qian: Your Majesty is in private prison? ? ?
Xiao Bing blushed: Hi! Teach your majesty to be handcuffed to the pillar of the dragon bed!
Lieutenants: ... Disperse, disperse
Copywriting 2
General Zhengbei has always had some romantic fantasies about love, and the wife in his fantasy was definitely not arranged by anyone.
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He became an unparalleled hero, wore golden armor and holy clothes, descended from the sky on colorful auspicious clouds, and was spotted in the vast sea of people as the most charming and charming woman in the world.
The beautiful lady chuckled, took the initiative to lift the door fence, and spoke in a rough male voice:
My dear, have you organized your troops today?
General Zhengbei:! ! !