Introduction: During a certain big crisis that would lead to the destruction of all life, Luo Wantong, as a heavenly master, after a desperate fight, successfully lost his life and opened his eyes again to travel to another world.
Good news: the soul reviving this body is her lost half.
Bad news: The other half of the soul was bullied and faced a life-and-death crisis before she returned.
Good news: The life crisis of finding the other half of her soul is gone. She no longer has to work for Tiandao to earn a living!
Bad news: Tiandao doesn't want to be a former boss who seems to be dead.
Good news: The other half of her soul is a rich second generation, and the way her parents express their love every day is to give money, give money, give money!
Bad news: The officials in this world are useless and can only show their helplessness by spreading their hands.
Even worse news: the metaphysical community in this world is feudal and backward and refuses to accept progressive ideas.
Even worse news: evil ways in this world are constantly developing and innovating.
Luo Wantong, who was frantically asking for help:...
Give me a tired smile :)
Since craziness is disturbing her retirement life, don't blame her for being more energetic!
Faced with a falling out over the bride price, she wants to get back her ex-boyfriend who has already found a new wife.
Luo Wantong: You, a walnut spirit with a face as big as a bowl and a plate, can't find where your eyes are. Why don't you cry! If you want to save things, go to your ex-in-law's family and tell them that you will take your parents with you to work as cattle, horses, and slaves. From now on, you and your parents will be second-class citizens in front of your ex-in-law's family, with the same status as dogs! Make sure your ex-in-law's family agrees with you.
Facing stupid people who can't understand human speech
Luo Wantong: Don't you know the meaning of "no need" and "no need"? Do you have to ask me to lift the cover of your heavenly spirit, take out your brain, and carve these two words on it, so that you know what rejection means?
Facing the feudal remnants of Xuanmen who resolutely refused to progress
Luo Waantong: The country is developing, society is progressing, and everyone has a bright future. It's better for you, it's as if the country has left behind you, and you are still clinging to the same old ways, for fear that advanced knowledge will stain your old heads. Do you still dare to call for revitalizing Xuanmen and returning to its peak? Phew, Xuanmen is like this only because of your presence!
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Not to mention, since I have regained my energy, my waist and legs no longer hurt, and I can climb eighty-eight floors in one breath.
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Ever since she came into contact with the power of science and technology, Luo Wantong seemed to have opened the door to a new world. She regarded the saying "Science and technology as the primary productive force" as a guideline and strived to keep up with the times.
As a result, she combined technology and talismans to create a series of new inventions, including spiritual treasures, body-setting rods, yin energy detection tables, acceleration shoes...
Luo Wantong said with emotion: "Metaphysics should not be aloof or cold, it should facilitate our work, bring it closer to life, and make it affordable for most people to use!"
So: you bastards, now that you have a useful tool, stop licking your face and bothering me. I'm retired, you know? Retired! ! !
Reading guide: 1. The heroine has a bad temper, can hit people, curse people, and give people nicknames. But the heroine is the strongest, so there is no need to worry about the heroine being sacked.
2. Metaphysics knowledge comes from Baidu + blundering, mainly serving the plot
3. Refuse personal attacks
Concept: Technology is the primary productive force... The same applies to metaphysics!