[HP] on What It's Like to Act as a Meal Replacement in Front of the Real Host

Front row reminder: 1. The main text starts from Chapter 11. The previous lock text is the dark history of Xiaojiu Middle School (crying) 2. There is no outline, no evidence, no logic, and it is a random essay to relieve stress (meaning that after writing 30,000 words, you may write the rest of the essay randomly and then finish it and leave). It is not recommended to jump into the pit. 3. It is not recommended to jump into the trap. 4. It is not recommended to jump into the trap. 5. It is not recommended to jump into the trap. *** Until now, we never expected that tour groups traveling to the UK could travel through it. Moreover, we did not expect that we were traveling through the world of Harry Potter. Then the unknown Schrödinger consciousness asked us to draw our own character setting cards, and forcefully bought and sold us, telling us that as long as we defeated Lao Fu according to the character design of the card, we could go home. We were young then and we believed its nonsense. *** Then we all showed our character cards—— Number 1 is an honest person from the original party with a gentle temperament. He drew a character card of a high-profile pure-blood family heir who also serves as a Death Eater reserve. Number 1 did not understand and was greatly shocked. Number 2 is an irritable old man. After seeing the bright words "Friendly werewolf boy with low self-esteem" on the character card, he cursed and prepared to tear up the card. No. 3 Is a bad student. He looked at his character card that read "Study hard and make progress every day - Potions genius, half-blood Prince boy" and hesitated to speak. Number Four looked at his card and felt that all his European energy was spent on drawing cards: his parents were old and they had a son, the only child of a pure-blood family, rich and owning a house... Until he saw the hard and fast rule at the end of the card, "Let the entire Hogwarts students know that you like Number Five," he was afraid that the child was autistic. Number 5 drew a girl card named Dursley. After reading the introduction of her character card, she blew a kiss to Number 4 with a playful smile: "Yo! Good brother, daddy loves you!" … The younger brother of No. 7, No. 7, Looked at his card that read "Rebellious boy from a pure-blood family, good buddy of No. 4, And bitter enemy of No. 3." He frowned and said to everyone straightforwardly: "Don't you think our personalities are a bit familiar?" Others: "Deja vu?" "What the hell -" No. 7 Swallowed his saliva and continued: "Isn't he just a meal replacement for his parents?" Silence is Cambridge tonight... *** So—— When the dean of a certain snake academy saw a Slytherin mixed-race boy (No. 3) And a Gryffindor girl (No. 5) Attending class together, he thought that these two must be fucked by him. When an acquitted Azkaban prisoner saw his nephew (No. 7) Who looked similar to him and was also assigned to Gryffindor, he was holding the Marauder's Map in his hand and walking at night with three other Gryffindor students (No. 4, No. 2, And No. 6). He felt that the future of these students was promising. When a certain Defense Against the Dark Arts professor quietly looked at the short girl (No. 6) Not far away asking questions about Animagus with tearful eyes, he saw the scarred boy (No. 2) Next to the girl looking around uneasily. *** Adults who have experienced right and wrong believe that this group of boys and girls who are too similar to them when they were young should have a happy youth. Teenagers and girls who are forced to team up every day feel that maybe they should try to create a satisfactory happy ending for this parallel world. Concept: Friendship and family love are the greatest magic in the world