(One Piece) Burning Sun

At x hour and minute in the year 20xx. There was one person she wore. -[Hello, my name is (....), I am xx god, because of (...) Reasons, so it is this and that... -...... -[... In short, you were chosen by me to travel through time, Miss Su. -[... I can call the mental patient to help you request personal safety protection after listening to your silenced content...] -[Ah, thank you, you are such a good person... No, flip the table! I am a xx god! Please hurry up and thank me for letting you time travel! -[(Dial): (The phone you are using is not in the service area....)] -[Ah haha, you finally believe it, this is a different dimension created by this god (-), just follow me. -[What kind of terrible thing is that? It has been silenced... Are you really not a weird uncle from a mental hospital...] -[What abilities do you want? -[It's too troublesome to care about that kind of thing, as long as you don't lose your life. - [Hey, what kind of attitude is this... Then I will only let you survive, and nothing else will be guaranteed...] -... I'm sorry I was wrong -So? -[Please give me Haruhi Suzumiya's wish come true. An upgraded version that can summon soft girls with food and gold coins. -[Go to hell, you bastard, do you think I can create a god? -[Miss Su, since the place you traveled to this time speaks English, please give yourself an English name. -...--·Su -[Asshole, give me another one! It's a shame that it's been silenced! -[... Lal] -[No, this is too common. You need to use a name that has the temperament of a time-traveling heroine, you bastard. -For example? -[Such as Zero (...) Dance (...), (...) Shang, Shui (...) Love... Etc. -[How do you translate a word that is not even commonly used in Chinese... And haven't you been silenced yet...] -[In this case, leave it to Pinyin. If it doesn't work, let the author struggle...] - [How embarrassing it is for you to make the author and others who are struggling with English exams like this...] -... -[I have thought about it, Duanmu Xiyin, are you satisfied? -[Oh oh oh good... How did you think of it. -[I said because my father is Duanmu, which is the abbreviation for moving wood at a construction site, and my mother is Xiyin, which is the abbreviation of a photo developer, will you beat me? -[You'd better die before wearing it. - [By the way, this name will make it difficult for the author to cut us off in half...] -[Oh my God, that's too scary. Miss Su, you should change it. ... .... ..... -"Who are you?" -"Uncle, I was born in Konoha. I was a girl who jumped out of a stone and got lost on the road of life. Then I was picked up and adopted by a bastard named Kuros. I occasionally helped him cheat and fight demons and pay off debts. Then I was knocked unconscious by him with a hammer. I was sold to a terrorist organization called the Black Order. I was fed a poison called APTX-4869. I survived and turned into a child. I came to a former samurai country called Edo and followed a silver-haired natural curly boss. I had a job where I could do anything as long as I was paid, but I had no pay but drank strawberries and milk and watched perverts. Then because I had no money, I went to a place called the Sky Arena to fight and make money. As a result, I met a poker clown and a nail weirdo and were scared away by a series of weird symbols. I also saw a silver kitten because it was too cute. I unknowingly extorted all my property and bought chocolate balls. I had no choice but to join a family. As a result, I was shot twice by a baby named Li Baoen. My whole body was on fire and I had to give out the ring to find a partner. However, I lost the ring and had to pick up another one to recharge. I ended up getting in trouble with a group of cute hobbits, a dwarf, two humans, a white-bearded wizard, an elf and a very ugly demon named Sauron. Shortly after I drank a bunch of expired milk, I finally crawled to the WC and sat on the toilet. I was sucked in by the toilet. When I saw a bunch of people calling me, Your Majesty the Demon King, I fainted and woke up. I was imprisoned in a pillar called Dinghaishen Needle. Finally, the pillar was pulled out by a monkey, and I was thrown out. As a result, I couldn't swim, but because I absorbed the aura of the sun and the moon over the years, I was bitten by a bat named Dracula. I didn't die. After being drowned several times, I was caught by you. " The boy's forehead twitched: "Actually, I just asked your name..." "My name is... Motoki··Lar" Note 1: Motoki is the Japanese pronunciation of Duanmu. Note 2: This article is about a girl complaining (wrongly!) About the heroic (crossed out) cook life in the OP world, so please don't expect too much. This article has been revised many times. Because the author found that he was confused even if he read the original white article, so he overhauled it. Above. I'm sorry to all of you who have been driven crazy by this unscrupulous person. (With a bow) [I will finish the previous article during the summer vacation and try to add another chapter. I know I am not good at cheating.] [Also, please pay attention to our Naruto article. Finally, join me in shouting three words. I want a lolita! Want peripherals! [Comment on (well, please allow me to be so shameless)]