[New article to be published] "Madmen and Normal People Can't He"
Jiang Chou remembered two sentences most deeply in his life.
One is what his scumbag father said, it's best for women to lie.
Second, his poor mother said that men are not good things.
So Jiang Chou looked blank and said to Li Shuangman in a pitiful tone: "I know I'm not the best, but I must like you the most."
The first half of Jiang Chou's sentence is true, and the second half is also true, but the whole sentence is false.
Women are the best at lying, and men are not good either, so isn't it reasonable and a perfect match for him to lie to her?
And Li Shuangman also remembers the two sentences most deeply in his life.
First, the project team manager told her that there is absolutely no problem with this game.
Second, her mother said, don't tire yourself out at work.
So when Li Shuangman met Jiang Chou, a lunatic, his first reaction was to apply for a work-related injury after returning home.
Jiang Chou fought a love battle with all his heart, but she didn't participate and he was completely defeated.
A psychotic green tea lunatic man who loves to cheat x a normal woman who loves to pretend and act and is ready to memorize labor laws
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The peach feast is coming soon, and Bailu Xiaoxian, whose life has finally been given value, is arranged to collect the gifts. After all the gifts were sorted out, the "meteorite" Yuehua smashed them into a mess when he stepped out.
Are you angry that the fruits of your labor have been destroyed and you are so tired that you become a stupid dog?
Anyway, Bai Lu was very angry. When a person is angry, he loses his dignity and tolerance, so he just kicked the "meteorite".
Are you angry when your head is covered and you get kicked?
Anyway, Yuehua is very angry, theory? Only villains and women are difficult to raise! Let's fight, some people just need to be dealt with, regardless of gender.
The two got into a fight but lost the most precious treasure in heaven - the nine-color glass bead. The Emperor of Heaven scolded the two that they must cooperate to take up the responsibility of retrieving the glass bead. Unexpectedly, the enemy Demon Realm was preparing to attack, so we had to send the first battle general Zhong Ran to help, and on the way we collected the help of Su Huai, a young Taoist priest from the human realm.
Every time you finish singing, I will appear on the stage.
I thought I was just watching a show and eating my own food, but I ended up watching my own show and eating my own food. I was so helpless.
But who doesn't have stories? Gods also have stories. Life is full of changes, nothing is accidental, everything is inevitable.
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