Disclaimer: This article is fictitious and very imaginative.
One day and night, Lin Shuyu suddenly said seriously: "Actually, I am not a human being."
Qin Jin:? ? Are all children today so middle-school?
Qin Jin: "Be good, sleep well."
Lin Shuyu continued to say seriously: "I'm really not a human being, I'm an insect."
Qin Jin: ... My wife says he is not a human being, what should I do? It's a rush to wait online.
Later, Lin Shuyu was struck by lightning. After a burst of blue light, he was really chopped into a fat insect that could discharge electricity...
Qin Jin: It turns out that my wife is really not a human being...
From now on, the routine is:
Qin Jin: "Daughter-in-law, where have you crawled to? Why can't I see you? I... I don't dare to move! What if I trample you to death?!"
Intention:
