Si Ming, Si Ming is responsible for the orders of thousands of emperors in the world. He racks his brains every day and thinks hard about how to give these emperors a way to die:
Jin Jinggong fell into a manhole and died
Emperor Wen of Wei died of anger on the green grassland above his head
Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty died of exhaustion in the arms of a beautiful woman
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He was compiling heavenly books every day, and his head turned gray with worry. Unfortunately, there were always monsters and ghosts at work that caused troubles for him to clean up. He traveled to various dynasties to play role-playing every day, and after so many years of crawling around in the world of mortals, he became a facial paralysis.
Jiu Ge was originally the ancient Huaxu Qin, but accidentally became a spirit. She was bohemian in nature and dared to defy the sky and the earth. She was born with such beauty that it was hard to give up, but she fell in love with this guy with a paralyzed face.
The copywriter is incapable of adding jokes:
Jiuge: "Si Ming, I want to get close to you, do you agree or not?"
Si Ming: "Men and women cannot be intimate."
Seeing Jiuge, who had turned into a man's clothes and pouted, about to kiss him, Siming asked, "What... Are you doing?"
"If men and women can't kiss each other, then men can kiss each other."
Yuan Xi, "Xingjun, Jiu Ge was abducted!"
Siming said, "She is so smart, who could abduct her?"
"That man used food and walking sticks."
Si Ming, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
After finding her, Siming scolded her, "Didn't I tell you not to eat the lollipops given by others?!"
Jiuge: "But you never said you can't eat spicy strips."
"..." Silence is golden, he was silent.
Ps: This article is similar to fast time travel but not fast time travel. It involves palace fights for power and house fights, but the main line is still about love, so any palace fights for power and house fights are very childish! The kind where Logic is dead and will never be resurrected.
The heroine is not stupid and sweet, she is a "coquettish bitch" who is fake and stupid but is really a boss. Her true identity is so powerful that she is the most powerful one I have ever written or read. Welcome to take a guess~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
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Finished spreading flowers! It's so cute that a pureblood chokes on blood or something, hahaha
Author, author. Do you mind if I continue writing? I really want to watch it. (╥╯╰╥)?
The love of the Bat family is to preserve each other's dark history
Dad, I'm finally back, I've been waiting for a long time
Keep writing, come on (? ??_??)?
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Oops, the heroine had a miscarriage before. In her dream, it was the aborted child.
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Finished spreading flowers! It's so cute that a pureblood chokes on blood or something, hahaha
Author, author. Do you mind if I continue writing? I really want to watch it. (╥╯╰╥)?
The love of the Bat family is to preserve each other's dark history
Dad, I'm finally back, I've been waiting for a long time
Keep writing, come on (? ??_??)?
Dogs have their own special dates [Cat Head]
Check in, too few, not enough to see
What is the use of this progress bar?
Oops, the heroine had a miscarriage before. In her dream, it was the aborted child.
! If you don't sign a contract, you won't be able to vote for me. Come on!
Yazheng died so miserably, hahahahaha
I actually stood at the wrong place. I'm so sad.
Ah, author, I love you so much!
Congratulations on the article~(≧▽≦)/~La La La
Come again, okay? Woo woo woo.
Congratulations on Kaiwen????