When I Woke up I Laid an Egg

[Following the document: "Going back to the early Ming Dynasty to engage in charity"] Xie Yun, who suddenly transformed from an ordinary human being into a "fairy reserve", had no choice but to take over the legacy of his elders - a shabby hotel that could barely enter. Xie Yun's worry changed from finding a job to: how to make money to support these prodigal gods. And how to deal with the egg I laid... What the hell is being pregnant after feeling pregnant! What should I do if I can't afford decorations? The Weaver Girl teaches you how to make crafts. What should I do if I can't afford a cook? Chef God teaches you how to cook step by step. What should I do if I can't afford furniture? One-on-one teaching by Master Luban. … What if there are no guests? The gods collectively live broadcast to sell beautiful women to solicit customers. Many years later, Xie Yun, who became a legend in the hotel industry, said: I want to thank Nezha, who forced me to earn money to buy him a game console. I also want to thank the God of Wealth, because his existence reminds me that the God of Wealth cannot make me rich. Finally, I would like to thank Dijun, who taught me to use love to generate electricity! Mine warning: All the gods and legends in this article are partly derived from famous works such as "Feng Shen Bang" and "Journey to the West". Qiqiyou has combined some of these legends with folklore and conducted careful research. Articles received in advance (can be collected in the author's column): "Plane Supermarket" Copywriting: Ye Zhou finally saved enough money and opened a large supermarket. He was about to show off his talents, but found out that he might be mentally ill. ——Every morning when the supermarket opens, there is a different scenery outside the door. Or a doomsday wasteland. Or deep mountains and old forests overgrown with grass. Either there is sewage everywhere, and when you look up, you can see the medieval times with castles. Or it was a war-torn dynasty where the people were naked and eating dirt and bark. Ye Zhou: "..." He just wants to make some money! Can this get any better? Conception: