The original name of this article was "Hug Left and Right", but it was changed to "Win-Win" in order to (pretend to be 13) to show that I have meaning. After all, this is my first time posting, and I want readers' first impression of me not to be funny, Oub, but to not be too funny or vivid. Disclaimer: This article is called win-win, which does not refer to the usual win-win situation, but refers to the male and female protagonists taking both sides.
I won't write the copy, you can make your own guesses.
Just kidding, here's the copy of this article:
"Ah!" Our classmate Lin Gu was unfortunately hit by an empty wine bottle when he was 23 years old, and died young.
"Am I dead?" "Nonono" "Really, I'm not dead?" "Nonono, I'm completely dead" "Shouldn't you be comforting me at this time? Dandan." "My name is not Dandan, my name is Pikachu. Ahem, you have led me astray, boy, maybe your original body is You have been burned to ashes in the crematorium. Why don't you follow me? I will ensure that you are popular, drink spicy food, and have sex." Lin Gu hesitated. Dandan, Uub, and Pikachu said again: "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you don't follow me. I will definitely protect you..." The above small black room model omits 8,000 words. "Okay, okay, I'll do it with you. Can I do it with you? Pikachu? Arale?" Pikachu smiled sinisterly. From then on, our little classmate Lin Gu embarked on a road of no return.