This Attack Has Eight Transformations

Copywriting: Emperor Jiuze had eight transformations in his life. When Emperor Jiuze has red hair: "Sir, please don't kill me. I can bring you tea and water, and rub your shoulders and back." The man looked at Di Jiuze in front of him in horror. When Emperor Jiu has orange hair: "Sir, you are the pride of our demon clan." "My lord, are you thirsty or tired?" "It is a supreme honor for me to meet you once in my life!" When Emperor Jiu has yellow hair: "Sir, please don't eat me, my meat really doesn't taste good!" The man shivered in fear of the person in front of him. When Emperor Jiu has green hair: "No, I don't want to be friends with you, don't cheat on me!" The man remembered that there was a cuckold in the ghost realm who liked to hook up with his friends and fellow Taoists. "Three years ago, my wife glanced at you in the crowd, and that's why she is at odds with me today." Emperor Jiuze: "..." Brother, listen to my explanation! This article is also called "My little brothers are all over the world" Lightning protection: 1. This article is more plot-oriented and less emotional. 2. The protagonist's golden finger is thick. 3. The protagonist focuses on recruiting his younger brother to make copies. Continuation text: "I Dressed as the Lord of the Planet" Copywriting: Xi Yunsu traveled through time and as soon as he became the Lord of the planet, he was told that he must marry the leader of the super planet, otherwise the entire home planet would be destroyed! Xi Yunsu: "!! !!" On the way to the marriage, Xi Yunsu was surrounded by people holding laser cannons. "Interstellar pirates, robberies on the road." … "Report to the Head of State that your fiancé has been captured by pirates." The mighty team surrounded the pirate starship. Head of State: "I'll give you five minutes to think about it and hand over the person." Xi Yunsu stood up from the crowd of pirates and said, "Give me a minute and I will help you solve it." A white light flashed, and after a loud bang, the pirate starship was bombarded to pieces. Everyone: "..." With the mess behind him, Xi Yunsu's eyes were sincere, "Thank you, the head of state, for personally coming to save me." Head of state: "... As long as you are happy." Intention: