I'm just an ordinary person.
Mouth! Ordinary people kill people without blinking an eye? Ordinary people turn their hands to make clouds and turn their hands to make rain? Who can ordinary people turn to?
Embarrassing! So I'm really just an ordinary person, and I've never done anything you mentioned!
Hehe! (Sneer)
Introduction is incompetent. This is to commemorate the King of Internet who I still cherish for many years.